Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Parrot and Cat...It's love!

Cat and parrot

Via CuteOverload which is in my eyes the hands down the best site on the web.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Text Messages are a Rip Off...DUH

The New York Times: Text messages cost carriers virtually nothing

No shit....I think we new that. But thanks for reminding us.
From

The New York Times has a good piece up on the heavy curtain of secrecy that surrounds mobile carriers' profit margins on text messaging. In short, they're bilking you... but you already knew that. But here's a pretty simple explanation of why the text messages you pay twenty cents each to send costs the carrier basically nothing:

A text message initially travels wirelessly from a handset to the closest base-station tower and is then transferred through wired links to the digital pipes of the telephone network, and then, near its destination, converted back into a wireless signal to traverse the final leg, from tower to handset. In the wired portion of its journey, a file of such infinitesimal size is inconsequential. Srinivasan Keshav, a professor of computer science at the University of Waterloo, in Ontario, said: “Messages are small. Even though a trillion seems like a lot to carry, it isn’t.”

Perhaps the costs for the wireless portion at either end are high — spectrum is finite, after all, and carriers pay dearly for the rights to use it. But text messages are not just tiny; they are also free riders, tucked into what’s called a control channel, space reserved for operation of the wireless network.

That’s why a message is so limited in length: it must not exceed the length of the message used for internal communication between tower and handset to set up a call. The channel uses space whether or not a text message is inserted.

Thanks John for your read on the whole deal. Visit BB Gadgets for more gadget news.

Stanley's Christmas List - Man found in PA Attic

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. (AP) — A family didn't realize it had an unexpected Christmas guest until a man who had been in their attic for days emerged wearing their clothes, police said.

Stanley Carter surrendered Friday after police took a dog to search the home in Plains Township, a suburb of Wilkes-Barre about 100 miles north of Philadelphia. He was charged with several counts of burglary, theft, receiving stolen property and criminal trespass.

"When he came down from the attic, he was wearing my daughter's pants and my sweat shirt and sneakers," homeowner Stacy Ferrance said. "From what I gather, he was helping himself to my home, eating my food and stealing my clothes."

-snip-

"When we were going through the inventory of what he did take, we found a note labeled 'Stanley's Christmas List' of all the items he had removed from the residence and donated to himself," Smith said.

Link to full craziness

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Tee Hee Hee - DemocraticUnderground...Jumped the Shark

DU, what a blazing crash into the abyss. A Liberal political message board with promise has fallen to the depths with no chance of return.

I'm cracking up. DU fell apart during the 2008 primary season. The boards administrators allowed long time DUers, DEMOCRATS...LIBERALS who were Hillary supporters to be systematically targeted and ousted.

What are they left with.

Loudmouth homophobic hypocrites with IQs lower than a gnat fetus.

Peep this bullshit here...LINK

Bush Wants Death of World Wide Economy as His Legacy

I HATE BUSH and the ENTIRE BUSH FAMILY

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Bush administration is seriously considering "orderly" bankruptcy as a way of dealing with the desperately ailing U.S. auto industry.

White House press secretary Dana Perino said Thursday, "There's an orderly way to do bankruptcies that provides for more of a soft landing. I think that's what we would be talking about."

President George W. Bush, asked about an auto rescue plan during an appearance before a private group, said he hadn't decided what he would do.

But he, like Perino, spoke of the idea of bankruptcies organized by the federal government as a possible way to go.


Link to sorry shit here.

The fucker never planned to do anything. May GOD strike him down for what he has done to this planet.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Japanese Foot Massager Kills Three

Say what? Read the rest of the story @ Engadget. They only have specifics about the death of a woman who used it on her neck.



Pomeranian in a Kimono

I just had to post this image I saw @ Cute Overload. If you don't surf this site at least once a day you're a loser. Just sayin.

Sorry Liz, but THIS is the real face of Cleopatra

How can anyone have thought that Cleopatra was a white woman? Only in Hollywood people.
Full Story - Link

Egyptologist Sally Ann Ashton believes the compute regenerated 3D image is the best likeness of the legendary beauty famed for her ability to beguile.

Picture credit goes to Image Foundry Studios, LTD

Wanna through stuff @ Bush? Duck Duck Bush Has You Covered.

Please go here and play this game. I promise you'll like it.

Duck Duck Bush

Hummm...Human-sized heart found at the Paw Paw car wash

PAW PAW, Mich. – A human-sized heart found at a southwestern Michigan car wash has investigators wondering whether it came from a person or an animal. The organ was discovered in a corner of a manual wash bay at Soapy's Car Wash, Paw Paw police said. The owner of the business found it Monday on the floor of the bay, according to WOOD-TV in Grand Rapids and WWMT-TV in Kalamazoo.

Police first took the heart to an animal clinic, where a veterinarian was unable to determine its origin. The next stop was a local cardiologist, who said while it was "consistent in size to a human heart," he could not make a conclusive determination as to its source, said police Chief Patrick W. Alspaugh.

The chief took the organ Tuesday to Lansing's Sparrow Hospital, where forensic scientists were to examine it.

"If it's a human heart, that prompts the question, 'Then where's the body?'" Alspaugh told the Kalamazoo Gazette.

He said he didn't know when the forensic scientists will give him their findings.

If it turns out that the heart came from an animal, it would not be the first time that someone has left animal parts at the car wash

The owner told police that animal parts had been left before at the car wash, but never a heart.

Link

What?


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Wow! I'm BACK!!!!

I know, a lot has happened since I've been away in September. We have a new President and I don't have to move to Australia. Thank GAWD! OBAMA!!!! Yikes, this election really had me down. I have to admit I was wrong and white people in America didn't let me down. I really thought they'd back out on us and not vote...but intelligence won out over racism.

Racism still exists though so don't get your hopes up.

I'm going to try and post at least once a day. I'm on the road now and I'm tired but I know I gotta do this. I just gotta.

We'll discuss my disgust for Lynn Samuels on Sirius left tomorrow. Seriously, Sirius can't find anyone better than her ass? I'm even willing to audition, I've done radio. Lord help Sirius Left.
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Cool Gifts for the Geek In Your Life


This is my favorite!
For more geek gifts go to the InventorSpot blog.

Monday, December 1, 2008

12/01/2008 - 4th Largest Dow Drop in History...Wanna know why?


Read the previous post. Every time Bush opens his cake-hole, the Dow plunges.

Just remember idiots actually voted for this asshole.

Dow closes down about 680 points

Major plunge marks the fourth worst daily drop in history of the index

NEW YORK - A litany of bad economic news has snuffed out Wall Street’s five-day rally, sending stocks falling sharply as investors realized anew how troubled the U.S. economy really is.

Confirmation that the nation is in a recession followed reports of only a modest gain in holiday shopping sales, and that prompted investors to begin unloading stocks. Downbeat data on manufacturing and construction spending added to the market’s gloom.

The Dow Jones industrial average fell 679 points, wiping out more than half the 1,276 points it added during a five-day rally built on investors’ budding optimism about the economy.


---Snip...as if today's drop just now confirmed that we are in a recession. We've been in one for 18 months now!...

Read all the sicking details @ MSNBC.com

Bush says he's sorry folks.

Bush says 'I'm sorry' economic crisis is occurring

WASHINGTON: President George W. Bush expressed regret Monday that the global financial crisis has cost jobs and shrinking retirement accounts and said he will support more government intervention if needed to ease the recession.

"I'm sorry it's happening, of course," Bush said in a wide-ranging interview with ABC's "World News," which was airing Monday. "Obviously I don't like the idea of people losing jobs, or being worried about their 401(k)s.

Snip...and then he continues with his lyin and shit...

You can read the rest of his bullshit right here.

Bush's Bullshit Apology-Full Version (Wear hip boots.)

Sunday, November 30, 2008

I'm Back BEEOTCHES!

I know it has been awhile.

Look for new posts starting Monday 12/1/08.

Xultar

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Hindsight being 20/20

Obama, you should have chosen Hillary Clinton as your VP. ROFL.

It is hard to run against someone when they twist every thing you say and call you racist....ah I mean sexist. But then you know that cuz you did the same thing to Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Monday, August 18, 2008

The REAL Obit for Delores Aguilar


Update: Dolores Aguilar Obit Real

After some debate on the authenticity of Dolores Aguilar's obit in the Vallejo Times-Herald, which if you recall was shockingly brutal, we got to the bottom of it all.

Turns out Aguilar's obit is real - mighty real, according to an anonymous editorial spokesperson at VHT. In order to publish the damning obit, the editor staff did something unprecedented. "We demanded to see Aguilar's death certificate brought in by a blood relative" before going ahead with the obit, our source tells us.

Link to story

Monday, August 4, 2008

Wal-Mart Warns of Democratic Win

Wal-Mart Stores
Inc. is mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors around
the country to warn that if Democrats win power in November, they'll
likely change federal law to make it easier for workers to unionize
companies -- including Wal-Mart.


In recent weeks, thousands of Wal-Mart store managers
and department heads have been summoned to mandatory meetings at which
the retailer stresses the downside for workers if stores were to be
unionized.


According to about a dozen Wal-Mart employees who
attended such meetings in seven states, Wal-Mart executives claim that
employees at unionized stores would have to pay hefty union dues while
getting nothing in return, and may have to go on strike without
compensation. Also, unionization could mean fewer jobs as labor costs
rise.

Check it out here

Thursday, July 10, 2008

ROFL...You gotta go to DU and read it

It's CRAZY! I'm laughing though.

It is a strange dynamic. Can you even believe that some posters want to bring back the post limit? Can you believe others want to ban anyone who isn't 'happy that Obama is the Democratic candidate?

Can anyone dislike Obama without being accused of being a Troll or a GOP plant? Apparently if you don't feel the way they do then you're not a Democrat.

Sounds very post 9/11 republican to me. If you're not with us you're against us. March in this line don't think for yourself. Wow what happened?

What is going on over there? If anyone has a clue leave me a comment.

Click here to check it out.

Monday, July 7, 2008

ROFL...DU's Obama Heroine Arianna Huffington is now hated. ROFL

Link to thread @ DU

It's not what Huffington says, it is replies that crack me up. Huffington was loved and cheered by DU Obama supporters for her support of the Obama campaign.

NOW...

they can't stand her ass.

A sampling
Then they turn on the poor person who started the thread. Funny Huffington post wasn't crap until now. ROFL
Yes, I'm cracking up people, I'm Cracking the fuck up.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Don S. Davis, General Hammond of SG1 Passes Away


I love me some SG1 and in my eyes, General Hammond played by Don S. Davis is the BOMB.
I'm gonna miss this guy! I love you don, RIP.
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Don S. Davis: 1942-2008
Monday - June 30, 2008 | by Darren Sumner
Link to story @ Gateworld

With great sadness we must report that veteran actor Don S. Davis passed away on June 29, 2008. He was 65 years old.

Don co-starred on Stargate SG-1 for the show's first seven years, helping to launch the enduring science fiction franchise. Davis played Major General George Hammond, base commander and a father figure to many of the show's characters.

He is also well-known for his portrayal of Major Garland Briggs in Twin Peaks.

Off-screen, Don was beloved by the show's cast and crew. He departed the show in 2003 due to a medical condition that restricted his workload, but returned for several guest appearances on SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis in the following years. Don worked hard to improve his health, and continued to work both on screen and off until his death.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years

THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.

Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television.

Croatian police said she was last seen by neighbours in 1966, when she would have been 42 years old.

Her neighbours thought she had moved out of her flat in the capital, Zagreb.

But she was found by police and bailiffs who had broken in to help the authorities establish who owned the flat.

A police spokesman said: "So far, we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in.

"When officers went there, they said it was like stepping into a place frozen in time.

"The cup she had been drinking tea from was still on a table next to the chair she had been sitting in and the house was full of things no one had seen for decades. Nothing had been disturbed for decades, even though there were more than a few cobwebs in there."

Neighbours were shocked by the discovery.

Jadranka Markic was nine when Hedviga "vanished".

She said: "I still remember her. She was a quiet woman who kept herself to herself but was polite. We all thought that she had just moved out and gone to live with relatives."

Link to crazy story

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Sorry, I haven't been posting....I just haven't felt like it.

I'm VERY disappointed that Hillary Clinton sucked so bad. I really feel she is who we should be running in November. No, I'm not an Obama hater, I'll vote for the guy because we CANNOT elect McCain, CRAZY FUCK ASS McCAIN. However, I just don't buy the Obama hype.

I just don't.

But one of the real reasons I'm still pissed is how the DU Administrators and Moderators allowed all the Hillary Clinton supporters to be hunted and purged from DU.

Shame on them. Now, they have a board that reeks of nut-fucks, the posts about Tim Russert's death prove that they've allowed the board to descend into utter madness.

So I'm disillusioned. I'm unhappy and well if being a Liberal or Progressive means behaving like the loudmouth mean assholes at DU, I'm happy to hand in my Liberal or Progressive card and become an independent.

What I don't get is they are more willing to accept a Republican who says they support Obama than a lifetime Democrat who won't fall in line.

I'll have no part in it.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Youth killed by crashing helicopter...WOWIE!

Death spurs headphone debate

VANCOUVER -- The death of a pedestrian in Cranbrook, B.C., on Tuesday has raised the question of how loud is too loud when it comes to listening to iPods and other personal music players.

Isaiah Otieno, a 23-year-old student, was killed when he was struck and dragged by a helicopter that crashed to the ground as he was walking to the mailbox.

Eyewitnesses reported that Mr. Otieno seemed completely unaware that he was in danger and a friend told reporters that he often listened to music through earbuds (in-ear headphones) with the hood of his sweatshirt pulled up over his head.

Concern over safe use of headphones is growing. Last year, Carl Kruger, a Democratic state senator from New York proposed a bill to ban the use of iPods and other electronic devices while crossing the street.

Link to full story.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Republican uses gun as a back scratcher...ROFL you know the rest...

Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself


A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.

Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean.

“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off."

Mr. Espinal went back and told his buddies that he shot himself. “They didn’t believe him until they saw the blood coming down his back,” Lt. Dean said.

Mr. Espinal was taken to an area hospital, where he was treated and released with non-life-threatening injuries.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Another reason WAL-MART Blows!

Wal-Mart Leaves Kids Out in the Cold


NFL superstar Andre Johnson and his charity got stiffed by Wal-Mart and it all involves water and ice. Yes, ice.

Here's how it went down -- Johnson ordered 750 bicycles to be given to underprivileged kids at an event sponsored by the Andre Johnson Non Profit Foundation. In return for the purchase, Wal-Mart agreed to donate water and ice for the May 3 event.

But there was a problem.

Johnson had ordered the bikes in various sizes for both older and younger kids. But the bikes didn't comes as ordered (more small than large), so Johnson only purchased 677 -- at full retail price, mind you.

Well, Wal-Mart didn't take too kindly to this, so on the day of the event (it was 84 degrees out) they wouldn't fork over the water or the ice. AJ's people were told that Wal-Mart would not be donating the ice because they hadn't purchased the 73 remaining bikes. That's cold!

Wal-Mart is trying to rectify the situation. They tell TMZ, "We are reaching out to the Andre Johnson Foundation as we speak to rectify the situation. It's disappointing that this happened."

Link to story and comments

Monday, April 21, 2008

A Cellphone's Missing Dot Kills Two People, Puts Three More in Jail

The life of 20-year-old Emine, and her 24-year-old husband Ramazan Çalçoban was pretty much the normal life of any couple in a separation process. After deciding to split up, the two kept having bitter arguments over the cellphone, sending text messages to each other until one day Ramazan wrote "you change the topic every time you run out of arguments." That day, the lack of a single dot over a letter—product of a faulty localization of the cellphone's typing system—caused a chain of events that ended in a violent blood bath (Warning: offensive language ahead.)

The surreal mistake happened because the ex-husband's cellphone didn't have an specific character from the Turkish alphabet: the letter "ı" or closed i. While "i" is available in all phones in Turkey—where this happened—the closed i apparently doesn't exist in most of the terminals in that country.

The use of "i" resulted in an SMS with a completely twisted meaning: instead of writing the word "sıkısınca" he wrote "sikisince." Ramazan wanted to write "You change the topic every time you run out of arguments" (sounds familiar enough) but what Emine read was, "You change the topic every time they are fucking you" (sounds familiar too.)

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---well the result, she showed the message to her father, when Ramazan came over to apologize they stabbed him, then Ramazan found her and stabbed her and then killed himself.

Best argument for ignoring the whole texting trend I've heard.

Go read the entire saga over @ Gizmodo.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Actor from Monk & 90210 Found Dead


I really liked this guy, he was found dead in his Hollywood home April 8,2008. RIP

Catch up @ TMZ

Friday, March 28, 2008

Swan reunited with beloved paddleboat


MUENSTER, Germany - Petra the black swan has been reunited with her beloved swan-shaped paddleboat after a failed romance with a real bird.

Officials at a Muenster zoo where Petra has been spending the winter took her to a nearby lake Friday and released her next to the paddleboat — shaped like a giant white swan.

Petra became so attached to the boat back in 2006 that she refused to leave its side. When winter came around, she and the boat were taken into the zoo.

In recent months, Petra had struck up a relationship with a real white swan. However, he abandoned her last weekend — and officials decided to reunite her with the boat, which was returned to its owner only last week.

Zoo director Joerg Adler said it was too early to tell whether Petra will stay with the boat this time.

Link to Yahoo original story

I've been following this love story. Makes me feel like there is hope in the world for love!


Tuesday, March 25, 2008

My acceptance speech for being on the Ignore list going around.

First, I'd like to thank God. I'd like to thank my mother for giving birth to me, my dad for supplying the sperm. My brother with whom I discuss all thing gadgets. I'd like to thank my Chihuahuas for giving me the will to go on. I'd like to thank DU. OMG I can't believe I forgot to thank DU. I mean without DU this would never have happened. I mean God, DU, you're my rock. My foundation.
OMG did I forget to thank the Obama supporters? Oh, well, without the Obama supporters there wouldn't even have been a list for me to be on. I mean, THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart. I'm so proud to be considered for the Ignore list. The fact that you took the time and effort to craft the list and to consider me, well let's say it is an honor.

I will do my best to live up to the honor of being on the list. I will work hard to make it to the top 10 who are targeted for banning. That would be the ultimate achievement.

Oh, and I'd like to thank Skinner and the Admins, the mods, the web, Stargate SG-1, Vin Diesel my husband and his body for giving me the workout I need to feel strong enough to come to DU everyday and give it my all.

Honey, Vin Diesel, this is for you!

GREAT JOB Guys!

You've withstood the lockstep and retained your individuality. For that, I hold my drink up to you.

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Apparently panties and tighty whities are in a bunch all over the WWW

Especially on the Liberal and Progressive forums. Who said Liberals can't match Freepers and Conservatives @ eating their own. From what I've seen it is a pretty equal one -on-one match on eating your own Liberal and Progressive vs Freeper and Conservative.

I think posting on Liberal and Progressive political boards has jumped the shark. I think just about all of them have lost their fucking minds. I've decided I don't want to be a part of that crazy ass shit. The decline of Liberalness and Progressive mentality on the WWW was swift and complete. The destruction was awesome. They've made it so that it is embarassing to say you post on the Liberal sites. I think the rise of the Independent is where it is at.

I was always struck by Liberals and Progressives refusing to lockstep behind an idea or a candidate. But then I see just that where Obama is concerned. Obama is just that, a politician who talks out of both sides of his mouth just like all the other muthafuckas out there. He's no different, he's just black and that ain't different enough from where I stand. From what I see, Obama's supporters will be the ones to sink his ship. I can't see how OBama can beat McCrazy fuck in the GE. I hear all the yes we can, hope, change, let it sink, and all I see it as is bullshit. Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit. OMG. BULLSHIT. I'll give him credit though, he's got so many fuckers hoodwinked, and that shit is BRILLIANT. My hope is that he wins the nom and the presidency and to sit back and watch as all the shit he said he was gonna do...doesn't get done and people get mad @ him and turn on him his 101st day in office. It'll crack my shit up.

Hillary, give it up. You ran the worst campaign that you could have ever run and will go down as the worst campaign EVAH ran. OMG I wouldn't pick Hillary to run a campaign for a toddler in daycare. OMG, she got played like a 3 dollar bill with my dog's picture on it. Her campaign sucked, her campaign leadership sucked, her campaign staff sucked, her PR sucked, her commercials sucked, I don't think there was anything that didn't suck. She sucked. She ruined the presidential aspirations for women for decades to come.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

A PEEP Show for your Easter Enjoyment




This peep diorama was created in April of 2007 by Kate Koop of Crosby, MN.

McCain is CRAZY AS FUCK


....take that shit to your heart people! Know it, repeat it, shout it, sell it, to everyone you know.

I've heard too many intelligent Democrats say shit like, if a Democrat doesn't win, McCain isn't that bad.

YES THE FUCK HE IS!

McCain is crazy. He'd attack KANSAS. He's little. He's old. He's mean. He's crazy as HAYLE.

McCain isn't better than he's equal to or worse than Bush. Just so you know.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Good Morning!

Just so you know, I still don't reallhy give a shit about the Democratic Primary. I don't care. I really don't care enough to vote. But I will vote, just to make sure that McCrazy as fuck doesn't ascend to the WH.

Obama is a politician and is full of shit. He hired a great team of people to convince us that he is the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Clinton is embarrassing herself something fierce and it is because of her it will be decades before a woman is able to run for president again.

I didn't care after the IA caucuses and I don't care now. From my perspective the IA caucuses need to be wiped off the docket. They picked Kerry. That is evidence that I am right.

Anywaze. I'll be back later today with more. I just don't feel like talking politics.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Little Boots to make statement on the economy today


Little Boots aka George W. Bush is going on the teevee today to make a statement about the economy.

The fucker. He's gonna lie, just like he has been for the past 8 years. He thinks his positve messages are going to make us all feel better and convince us that we have more money than we have. He's going to think his magical words and beautiful speech techniques will convince us that milk isn't +$4.00 a gallon. He's hoping his witt will blind us to the fact that gas costs to fucking much. Yes, Little Boots is hoping that his cute face and fake southern demenor (cuz you know his ass is from Connecticut) is going to hokey us in to thinking that he has shit under control.

Bush, Lil Boots, please, don't. Don't interrupt my episodes of Matlock or Murder She Wrote for the shit you spout. I'd rather watch Andy Griffith or Angela Lansbury than your stupid ass.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

The new ugly ass $5 spot is out


I hate it. What are the people @ the treasury who design and approve this shit, blind?

New color $5 bills come out today


WASHINGTON - Abraham Lincoln is getting a little color in his cheeks. New $5 bills bearing the gaunt visage of the nation's 16th president — but with some touches of color added — are making their way to banks and cash registers near you.

The bill goes into circulation Thursday. That's when the Federal Reserve, the supplier of the nation's cash, starts shipping the bills to banks, which send them to businesses and eventually into the hands of people in this country and beyond.

Fittingly, the new bill will be spent for the first time on Thursday at the gift shop of President Lincoln's Cottage located on the grounds of the Armed Forces Retirement Home in northwest Washington.

It's the latest in a series of redesigned notes aimed at foiling phony-money makers, who over the years have grown increasingly sophisticated.

Click here for the rest of the boring info on this ugly ass shit.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

My mother, a 60 year old black woman, who didn't like what Ferraro said proved her point.

We were talking on the phone and she was all like...
I don't like what she said, what she said was racist.

I was like...
Yeah but let's just flip it on it's ear...let's say if Hillary wasn't a Clinton and was a regular old white dude, she'd be out already. She's lucky she's a Clinton and a woman (a white woman).

We went on and on... and THEN SHE SAID...

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST THINK PEOPLE ARE SICK OF WHITE MEN RUNNING THIS COUNTRY...

I replied

AHHHHH HA! YOU JUST PROVED HER POINT. IF OBAMA WAS JUST SOME REGULAR OLD WHITE DUDE.... named Oscar Brennen with the same experience he'd be out too.

(SHE BUSTED A GUT LAUGHING!!!!)

Then I said
Just think, Biden, who I supported over Hillary and Obama has DECADES of experience, he's nice, Putin and other leaders call HIM for advice, he's cool and gives good speeches and his ass was out after the first caucus!

Think, Dodd, DECADES of experience, he's nice, speaks fluent spanish, he's cool, gives good speeches, and his ass was out also.

So, if people are sick of white male dominated government and Obama was just some regular old white dude, he'd be out on his ass with the rest of them.

Then she laughed and said, I always knew you should have been a lawyer.

I guess there is still time...maybe I'll give it a try.

Oh and Hillary would be out too if she was a man and her last name wasn't Clinton. LET'S BE HONEST.

Monday, March 10, 2008

AWWW Fuckeity-fuck fuck-fuckin fuckity fuck fuck.


New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer apologized to his family and the public after a report that tied him to a prostitution ring.

Get the rest of the shit here @ CNN

But the losers over @ DU now think that Hillary Clinton is doomed by this. Why? Cuz they are sexist idiots. Why is a wife or a friend of a man brought down when the fucking idiot man fucks with prostitutes or mistresses?

Can you explain that?

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Fucker Carlson has veen cancelled. WHAT TOOK SO FUCKING LONG!

Insiders tell TVNewser Tucker Carlson's 6pmET show Tucker is getting the axe, but Carlson stays on as a political contributor to all MSNBC shows at least through the 2008 election. The official announcement, expected tomorrow, will include details about who will replace Tucker at 6pmET as well as other political programming additions. Sources say the network is going to beef up its schedule with more NBC News talent.

---SNIP---

Carlson is expected to host the show through next week, with his new role and title to take effect March 17. We're told he'll also be reporting from the campaign trail.

More @ MediaBistro.Com-TV Newser

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

EXCLUSIVE: I know the real reason Hillary hasn't released her tax returns.

Hillary is hiding her tax returns because she has received income from:
  • The BFEE (BUSH FAMILY EVIL EMPIRE
  • Karl Rove
  • Osama Bin Laden
  • Fox News
  • Sean Hannity
  • Focus on the family
  • Fred Thompson
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • John McCain
  • Joe Lieberman
  • Mitt Romney
  • Rudy Guliani
  • Mike Huckabee
  • Ron Paul
  • Tom Delay
  • Bill O'Riley
  • Halliburton
  • Taliban
  • Kim Jun Il
  • Putin
  • Satan
  • The son of Satan
  • The creature from the black lagoon
  • The son of Frankenstein
oh and she's been paying sex
oh and she's been paying for Bill to have sex
oh, and she's been prostituting Chelsea for sex
oh, and she has a hit out on Oprah
oh, and she has had an affair with Jeb Bush

Obama and Clinton Supporters Must Drop Out of the Race

(No truer shit was ever spoken from the lips of a mammal in this galaxy)

I think one thing is clear this far into the Democratic primary race: Both Obama's and Clinton's supporters must now drop out of the race.

Hillary Clinton's supporters have gotten incredibly annoying, with their chants of "Yes She Can," and charges of cultism and their desperate yelps of schadenfreude every time Clinton looks like she might actually be "recapturing the lead" that she never had.

And Obama's supporters, yes, you too are incredibly annoying, with your accusations of Clintonian Republicanism and your whiny little cries about how you're going to take your ball and run home if your candidate doesn't win the primary.

Supporters of both candidates, please listen closely. For the good of the Party -- no, for the good of the Nation! -- the time has come for you to leave this race.

No more late nights in front of MSNBC. No more blogging. No more reading TPM. No more arguing at the watercooler, or at the happy hour after work at TGIF's.

Find a hobby -- knitting is really getting popular these days!

Click here to get the rest of this brilliance.

This is my new one---ROTFFPNMFPLMGDAO

Rolling on the fucking floor peeing in my fucking pants laughing my goddamned ass off.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

My Husband, the Dog Food Taster....Nah just kidding


---Yeah baby, come and give mama a huge wet sloppy Alpo kiss.---

Pedigrees' chum. Meet the man from M&S who tests your pets' ready meals

Like a seasoned wine taster, Simon Allison sniffs and peers at the product he is testing.

Then he samples a soupcon, noting the blend of flavours and aromas.

Only when he is completely satisfied will Marks & Spencer put the dish on the shelves - among the pet foods.

...snip

He insists he relishes the task and has trained his palate to detect the delicacies preferred by dogs and cats - and their owners.

He said: "It is just the same as if I was working in the ready-meals department. I love my job. It is a brilliant area and eating the product is a fundamental part.

"You have to chew it a bit. (yeah I bet you do honey)

Go here to read more

Monday, March 3, 2008

My prediction for the Super Tuesday Primaries. TX,OH, etc...

OBAMA, the messiah will win everything. Hillary, Satan's mother, sister, girlfriend, auntie, lesbian lover, hairdresser will lose and it'll be over.

That about sums it up.

Oh, and I won't be fucking paying any goddamned attention to the shit. I'm using my political psychic abilities to forecast. So, if I'm wrong don't roll back up in this shit posting as such. Email Sylvia Brown, the most wrongest tele-psychic in the world and tell her I request a refund from her 'How to be a TV Psychic and Get Mad Paid Like I Did' seminar.

Nite Y'all.

Friday, February 29, 2008

BREAKING NEWS--- Family Guy Spins Off Cleveland

This is critical folks!!!

Los Angeles (E! Online) - Fox is getting ready to put Cleveland on the map.

The network, along with 20th Century Fox, is currently developing a spinoff of its enduringly popular Family Guy to revolve around Peter Griffin's bathtub-loving, accident-prone neighbor, Cleveland Brown.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the new animated series, tentatively titled Cleveland, will be coming from the same comic minds that brought Stewie & Co. into the mainstream, with Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, former Simpsons writer and American Dad exec producer Rich Appel and Family Guy writer-producer, not to mention the voice of Cleveland himself, Mike Henry, on board to write the new show.

Click here for the rest

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Brian Williams of NBC News Admits He's a Pussy

Williams: "Covering This Presidential Election is Like Catnip For Me"

Brian Williams writes a first person account of his experience covering the 2008 presidential election in the new issue of TV Guide, that hits newsstands tomorrow. Williams describes his excitement in covering this year's election, and some observations about his NBC News team.


I couldn't resist. Brian, you make it way too tooo toooooo easy.

Click here to read the rest @ TVNEWSER

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Blog of the week - CUTE OVERLOAD

If you ever need to wash the political shit from your eyes just stroll on over to
CuteOverload.com

You'll be treated to the utter ciaos of cuteness. Like this video of the Pug below that says Yummies Yummies Yummies! Now, the video sucks, it is the audio that cracks me up.

I have no words to explain this. Please just go to the link below.

OMFG....A Republican voting for Obama because he feels that Obama is more conservative than the Republican Congress under Bush. And Obama supporters welcoming him but have no room for the Democrats that disagree with him.

DUer's making room for Republicans in the party while purging Life Long Democrats. OKIE FUCKING DOKIE. These are people who called Hillary BUSH LITE cuz they thought she was conservative. Now they are praising a Republican who calls Obama a conservative.

I'm SPEECHLESS.

Click here to check this out out people.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Sunday, February 24, 2008

I just went to Wal-Mart and boy to I feel DIRTY AS FUCK

I mean cheap whore dirty and literally dirty.

First, I'm angry @ Little Boots Lord Pissypants George W. Bush. I'm angry that a dollar buys nothing. I'm angry that shit costs more. I'm angry that to save money I have to shop @ a store run by a company that treats their hourly employees like shit.

I need to take a shower. YECH!

GADEGET MOMENT - Bluetooth (A2DP) Stereo Headsets

For those of you who don't know me, I'm a gadget, tech geek, nutter. So every now and then I'll post something tech geek-ish. Today I'm frustrated because I cannot find a Bluetooth Stereo headset or a A2DP enabled headset.

With all the brilliant people on this god forsaken planet, you'd think someone could develop an A2DP enabled headset that:
  1. Works
  2. Stays on your ear
  3. Sounds at least decent I'm not even going for audiophile here, just a decent sound.
  4. Isn't too clunky with a over the head band, boom mic, princess Lea ear muffs, and other craziness.
  5. Has a good fit or in ear gels for comfort and noise canceling and sound enhancement
  6. Provides Mini-usb with pc and AC charging capabilities
  7. Connects with at least 3 devices
Instead we get, the stupidest bullshit, and most unusable money and resource wasting gadgets. For god sakes people can't a black woman get a kick ass A2DP enabled headset that fills basic usability requirements? My first attempt was the Motorola HT820. They sound OK, are huge as fuck, and hurt like a muthafucka after about 30 minutes of wear. Then I thought I'd try the Jabra BT8010. What a horror story those were. OMG, first the little fuckers won't stay on and the ear loops fall out to boot. Second, the sound is o.k. but they hurt like hell.

Right now I'm looking @ the Motorola S9 or the Sony HBH-DS980 or what ever the model number is. Any of you want to help me pick, chime in.

Whenever politics pisses me off and I need something to do I'll always head back to my first love. GADGETS.

Friday, February 22, 2008

FT.Com - America’s economy risks mother of all meltdowns

Recently, Professor Roubini’s scenarios have been dire enough to make the flesh creep. But his thinking deserves to be taken seriously. He first predicted a US recession in July 2006*. At that time, his view was extremely controversial. It is so no longer. Now he states that there is “a rising probability of a ‘catastrophic’ financial and economic outcome”**. The characteristics of this scenario are, he argues: “A vicious circle where a deep recession makes the financial losses more severe and where, in turn, large and growing financial losses and a financial meltdown make the recession even more severe.”

Prof Roubini is even fonder of lists than I am. Here are his 12 – yes, 12 – steps to financial disaster.

Please click here to read his 12 steps.

DemocraticUnderground brings out the Freeper in 'Liberals"

Whenever I visit DemocraticUnderground I am struck by the realization that DU and FreeRepublic are basically the same in attitude and different in ideology. What I've noticed is that the term Liberal which has morphed now to the term Progressive doesn't mean love others and peace anymore, it basically means be a hateful, angry, asshole who calls themselves a Liberal. I guess from their point of view being an angry asshole workded for the Freepers, why not give that shit a try,

That's how I see it. DU is the home of the asshole wing of the progressive ideology and FreeRepublic is the home of the asshole wing of the neo-con movement. Where DU has FreeRepublic in spades is the fact that DU looks WAY better and it is more user friendly, PLUS it has that cool Latest Breaking News section.

I would say that DUers appear to be more intelligent and less irrational but this primary season shows it not to be true.

DU has been forever harmed by this primary season and I blame all the assholes who posted fucked up shit in General Discussion-Primaries.

I will say one thing though, the DU Hillary Hate is one thing Progressives and Freepers have in common. Makes you wonder doesn't it?

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Is Obama's media affair ending?

WASHINGTON (AFP) - Barack Obama, the wunderkind of US politics, has long basked in adulatory press coverage for his historic White House bid -- but a media backlash appears to be building.

Hillary Clinton, Obama's bitter rival for the Democrats' presidential nomination, has long complained that the young Illinois senator is getting a free ride from journalists in thrall to his promise of change.

"Obama is the new story this year and reporters love novel plotlines," said Darrell West, a political scientist and media expert at Brown University in Rhode Island.

"But as it gets closer to the nomination, there is going to be more scrutiny of him. Reporters are going to examine his statements, his votes and his background," he told AFP.

Some Obama supporters fret already that his campaign has the trappings of a messianic cult, as thousands upon thousands pack auditoriums to bask in his uplifting oratory.

"Obamaphilia has gotten creepy," Los Angeles Times columnist Joel Stein wrote. "The best we Obamaphiles can do is to refrain from embarrassing ourselves."


Click here to go get more of the story


Wednesday, February 20, 2008

BREAKING NEWS - John McCain apparently has a penis.

Who cares, because you know it is tiny as fuck.

Hillary Clinton, Gurrrrlllllll please know when to say when.

Gurll you are embarrassing yourself. Call it a day and hang it up.

Yo' goose is cooked.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Sorry, Y'all I've Been Busy Not Giving A Shit.

About this primary season. I'll post something interesting later tonight.
X

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Bernanke warns economy worsening - ROFPNMPLMAO

yes. I am...Where has this fucker been? Burying gold in the desert? What a god damned loser.
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WASHINGTON - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke told Congress Thursday the economy is deteriorating and signaled a readiness to keep on lowering a key interest rate to shore things up.

...snip...

"The outlook for the economy has worsened in recent months, and the downside risks to growth have increased," Bernanke said. "To date, the largest economic effects of the financial turmoil appear to have been on the housing market, which, as you know, has deteriorated significantly over the past two years or so."

Click here to get more of this disaster story.

Bernanke better tell his boy Chimpy cuz that fucker sill thinks milk costs a buck a gallon and that we're all payin $1.42 for gas and shit.


Have I mentioned how much I hate Bush today? Any Bush, Barabara, Laura, Jeb, all them muther fuckas.


Didn't you always want to know that---Gorillas Get It On Face To Face


ScienceDaily (Feb. 13, 2008) — Scientists from the Wildlife Conservation Society and Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology have released the first known photographs of gorillas performing face-to-face copulation in the wild. This is the first time that western gorillas have been observed and photographed mating in such a manner.

Happy Valentines Day y'all!!
Go get the rest of the story at Science Daily

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The ONCE powerfull all mighty Clintons

Boy, do they look pathetic. Basically I think they look pittiful and pathetic. Apparently they misjudged the Clinton hate this country has for them. Take a hint y'all. This country hates your guts. THEY CAN'T STAND your asses. They do not give a rats as about what you've done. In their eyes the Clinton presidency sucked and y'all didn't do shit for anyone. As for Hillary, she didn't do shit as first lady nor did she do shit for New York as senator.

People in this country are rejecting the Clintons like the plague. They want them gone and lost to history.

Wow! Clinton hate. Not just a Republican thing to do.

Welp, it's official in my mind, It' Is Over for Hillary Clinton!

On to the convention people.

Monday, February 11, 2008

The Coolest 'Homeless' Hood Around - Dignity Villiage

the most organised shanty town on earth

welcome to dignity village, inc.

pre-2001, the residents of dignity village in portland, oregon, were part of a mobile ‘tent city’ founded by 8 local homeless people desperate to find some kind of semi-permanent shelter. in 2001, following much campaigning and media support, portland city council agreed to allow the camp legal campground status on the basis that they move to an area called sunderland yard, thus securing dignity village’s short-term future. since then the 60 or so residents have impressively created their own self-regulating mini-city with help from the surrounding community.

dignity village’s features include:

- its own village council with board of directors and other elected officials

- non-profit organisation status

- its own website, dignityvillage.org

- internet access

- communal television room

- 24 hour village security

- 5 fundamental rules which must be adhered to by residents…

Check it out @ Deputy Dog.org

Saturday, February 9, 2008

While your out there voting and shit. You better be pickin

the one who can handle a huge ass depression.

Cuz that is where we are headed people. This country will be SOUP LINE CENTRAL.

Which one of the Democratic candidates can handle that?

Friday, February 8, 2008

Obama: Impeachment is not acceptable

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama laid out list of political shortcomings he sees in the Bush administration but said he opposes impeachment for either President George W. Bush or Vice President Dick Cheney.

Obama said he would not back such a move, although he has been distressed by the "loose ethical standards, the secrecy and incompetence" of a "variety of characters" in the administration.

-----snip

"I think you reserve impeachment for grave, grave breaches, and intentional breaches of the president's authority," he said.

"I believe if we began impeachment proceedings we will be engulfed in more of the politics that has made Washington dysfunction," he added. "We would once again, rather than attending to the people's business, be engaged in a tit-for-tat, back-and-forth, non-stop circus."

Obama, son of a Kenyan father and American mother, spoke at a weekly constituent breakfast he sponsors with Illinois' other senator, Dick Durbin. He was asked about impeachment.


Click here for the full story


My take on this. Is that Obama knows he can't win wanting or favoring impeachment, so he's not for it. Which means he is politicising it for his goal of winning. Just like his vote to continue funding the war or saying he wouldn't have voted for the IWR. You and I both know he would have either voted for the IWR or been absent on that day.


Why I think Hillary Clinton should step down...

No matter what happens she's a loser. If she wins the nomination she'll be blamed for:
  1. Ripping the party apart and she will get the, "I told you so."
  2. If she loses the GE she will get the, "I told you so."
  3. If she wins and we lose congress she will get the, "I told you so."
  4. If she's Obama's VP and Obama loses the GE she will get the, "I told you so."
  5. If she doesn't do well she will get the, "I told you so."
  6. If she wins the GE and we keep congress and she doesn't win 2 terms she will get the, "I told you so."
She is in a no win situation. I'd just drop out and enjoy my retirement.

I would say HAYLE NO to a Obama/Clinton or Clinton/Obama ticket

Why?

Because the Obama folks will take it to their graves that Hillary ruined it. So I say no to a combined ticket. Hillary will be blamed for the loss.

MARK MY WORDS.

"Euros Accepted" signs pop up in New York City

YES! A sure sign George W. Bush better known as Little Lord Pissy Pants has fucked up your life. I'd like to give a hearty FUCK YOU to the idiots that voted for his ignorant ass.
---The story---
"Euros Accepted" signs pop up in New York City
NEW YORK (Reuters) - In the latest example that the U.S. dollar just ain't what it used to be, some shops in New York City have begun accepting euros and other foreign currency as payment for merchandise.
"We had decided that money is money and we'll take it and just do the exchange whenever we can with our bank," Robert Chu, owner of East Village Wines, told Reuters television.

The increasingly weak U.S. dollar, once considered the king among currencies, has brought waves of European tourists to New York with money to burn and looking to take advantage of hugely favorable exchange rates.---snip
Link to the rest of the story

Thursday, February 7, 2008

In the last 15 minutes I've started 4 posts @ DU.

I didn't submit any of them. Why? Because right now DU isn't worth my time. I get so angry watching the posts there, all phlegm and no substance.

My observations:
  1. Obama supporters can dish it but cant' take it. My solution- TOUGHEN UP PUNKS, the GOP will eat your kidneys for breakfast.
  2. Hillary supporters are so down and out they are lashing out. Well grow up people. You knew the MSM and the progressives hated your ass. If you weren't prepared then you're a dumbass.
  3. OMG, if I see one more goddamned post with RW talking points in it I'll find the fucking plug to the server and unplug it my goddamned self.
I'm so sick of that joint. I'm gonna drink my final margarita in peace and quiet.

WTF is this freakin thing...

Click this link to see a bigger version.
Meet the artist

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Swimmers' Sunscreen Killing Off Coral

Ker Than
for National Geographic News
January 29, 2008

The sunscreen that you dutifully slather on before a swim on the beach may be protecting your body—but a new study finds that the chemicals are also killing coral reefs worldwide.

Four commonly found sunscreen ingredients can awaken dormant viruses in the symbiotic algae called zooxanthellae that live inside reef-building coral species.


snip

The researchers estimate that 4,000 to 6,000 metric tons of sunscreen wash off swimmers annually in oceans worldwide, and that up to 10 percent of coral reefs are threatened by sunscreen-induced bleaching.

The study appeared online in the journal Environmental Health Perspectives.

You gotta check this out... Go read the full story @ the link below
Link full NG story.

OK, so my dog voted. The little fucker...let's discuss it.

First, how did he get there? He can't drive he's too fuckin small. I assume he went when I was in the shower. The polling place is really close to my house.

Second, how did the little shit get dressed all by himself? That's the key. I hid his grey sweat suit so I guess he picked the only one he could find. See, Onyx thinks he's the bitches boy in his grey and black sweat suit. He struts around like he's all that, so much so I had to hide it.

Third, voter ID act my ass. I bought Onyx a fake dog tag ID that looks like a real GA ID. Looks like the idiots @ the polling joint took it.

All I know is the little shit came home with one of those tacky ass, "I'm a Georgia Voter" sticker. Now he thinks he's a tough shit.

Go figure.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

N'uff Said

Update, still not voting and I still don't give a rats ass.

Yes. I'm still not giving a fuck people. I thought maybe if I go to the grocery store I'd vote. The polling place is so close to my house I could walk there in like 6 minutes.

But will I get that 6 minutes back? After going there will I feel better or worse? Are they serving rum drinks while you vote? Are the fucking little brats there? Will the brats piss me off skipping to and from their classrooms and shit? Will I have to stand in line next to their annoying parents who piss me off just by being alive?

All these questions need to be answered before I consider hauling my nappy ass out to vote.

AND YES, imy ass is nappy. I haven't had a relaxer in months. I wanna go O'natural...

Oh and another thing. With my hair being so fucking nappy I don't want to leave the house anyway. So that just about seals the voting thing.

It's Super Tuesday and I'm not Voting.

I just don't care. I don't know why. My dad just called and made me feel kind a guilty. I care only a little bit because my dad made me feel guilty, but other than that, I don't care.

I just don't care.

I don't give a fuck.

Monday, February 4, 2008

OMFG people...United Airlines Charges to Check 2nd bag.

YES. Apparently paying for the ticket and getting on the flight isn't enough. They wanna stick it to you all the way to your destination.

United Adds $25 Fee for 2nd Bag

This is bullshit. I blame Bush. Just look @ the economy, gas prices, etc.
Bush sucks big sweaty donkey balls people. If you voted for his ignorant evil ass you're an idiot.

Campaigns Should Offer Supporter Refunds

Yeah, that's some new shit I think needs to be incorporated into election reform.

If you support a candidate and you give them your hard earned money...and they fuck up. They owe you some money.

That's how I feel. Let's use Hillary's campaign for example. OMG they have FUCK UP on speed dial over there. I think her campaign owes their supporters some fucking money. Visa or Master card prepaid cards for 20 bucks a piece should do the trick. Maybe $20 off a $100 Gap purchase or something. Ohhh maybe some Starbucks gift certificates or $20 off your next cell phone bill or something; ANYTHING. But she owes the people who supported her big time.

Boy, did she have the world fooled. She campaigns so bad I wouldn't let her plan a grade school class presidential campaign. Just sayin.

Friday, February 1, 2008

The Obama Campaign Played the Hillary Campaign Like Pros against Little League

DAYUM. I should have said T-Ball League.

The Hillary Campaign Sucks. Whomever she has leading that shit sucks. Whomever she has leading the day-to-day sucks. Whomever she has writing her speeches...SUCKS.

IT SUCKS.

She's getting played into the ground by Obama and his camp. If it weren't so sad it'd be funny as FUCK. I feel sorry for Clinton supporters because they didn't sign up to be attached to a shitty campaign. They signed up to at least have a chance. To back a possible winner. Shit, they ended up backing a lame horse with no feet.

I feel for y'all. That's why I said after Wesley Clark ran for President in 2k4...I'd never pick a candidate in the primary again. Cuz, gettin your ass handed to you on a daily basis sucks.

Y'all will learn. I hope. Just wait until after the nomination and support the party. That way you'll never get your spirit crushed.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

FER FUCK SAKES PEOPLE...if you are a Democrat, Liberal or Progressive

And you're so pure that you can't support the Democratic nominee...you're an idiot. And a republican. A GOPer who sucks big sweaty donkey balls. A Jerk. An Asshole. A fucker of the likes that the world has never seen.

Yeah, I'm talkin to you...only if you are the type of fuck up who will decide to sit out if your perfect candidate doesn't get the Democratic nomination. If that ain't you...then I'm not talkin to you, so go get some Starbucks and chill, better yet read my blog archives.

So, if you're so goddamned pure and the candidate isn't pure enough and you decide that it is 'smarter' to sit @ home and not vote...

If the Democrats don't win, you're the reason. Because you're a selfish asshole.

I just feel I had to say that because apparently some jackasses are too stupid to recognize how important this election is. Yeah, they'd rather act like jerks and pricks and such and ensure a GOP victory.

I'll go so far as to say Gore and Kerry didn't win. Because of the jackass Democrats, Liberals, and Progressives who voted green cuz they thought they were so fuckin pure.

A PM I received today from a fellow DUer...



I love it. Thanks for the content.
Love, X

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

OMG - Gray Davis just endorsed Hillary Clinton for President.

Gray. Honey. Sweetie. Snookums. Don't. Please don't help. As a matter of fact you, Bill Clinton, and Catherine Baker Knoll need to get on a bus to the Orient. Yes goddamn it, I said a fucking bus. Yes, get on a bus with no scuba gear and just head west until you smell sweet and sour pork (the real kind not that shit they make here with the red jello like sauce.)

You are not helping people. Endorsements are supposed to help or at the least notf ucking stink up the joint.

Goddamn it where is my fucking Grey Goose.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Hillary Clinton - Her campaign is FUCK UP CENTRAL

Oh my gawd. Can it be? Hillary's campaign prowess is a myth. I think so. Her campaign has had fuck up after fuck up. I'm shocked that she would allow her staff to be so god damned stupid on her behalf. OR is she that stupid personally...either way. She's in a pickle. A pickle the size of fucking Florida.

Here's what you need to do.

Call a press conference and say.
I acknowledge my campaign practices have been off mark and can be perceived as negative.
I'd like to take full responsibility for it and apologise to my supporters.

She needs to also say that she's decided to campaign on her own. She's a big girl and though she is happy that her husband has been an enthusiastic campaigner he may have stepped over bounds on some occasions. With that said he'll be taking a back seat. She should also say this should lay to rest rumors that a woman can't run for president without a man...because she has, can and will.

She needs to say that issues is where things stand and where she will take on Obama and win. Then she needs to list some issues where she feels she has the closest feel on the pulse of America.

She needs to say from here on out. She will have an eye first hand on what is said and done on her behalf and mistakes will no longer be made.

Simple.

Can someone get this to her campaign please.

Where would you hide if Zombies attack? The GOP Convention...

Think about it...NO BRAINS.

Buhwawawawawawa!

Makmorg
Clifton, NJ

In a G4 TV GSpot commercial asked the question and requested viewer mail responses!

Love it!

Congratulations to Senator Obama for his SC WIN!

W00T

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Some Progressives @ DU...are SEXIST as FUCK

AlinPA @ DU writes:

No problem with what you say here, but when I see Pelosi gazing at Bush** like
a high school cheerleader does at the star football player, it irks me...a lot. And when she and Reid buckle under, it's tough to take. Yes we like tough leaders.

Link to his bullshit

Friday, January 25, 2008

Obama Missed the Iran Resolution Vote

Doesn't the fact that Obama missed the Iran Resolution Vote bother his supporters? Rather than take a stand on an important vote; rather than putting the fucking rubber on the road; rather than pulling his ass off the campaign trail in New Hampshire to vote on something CRITICAL Obama missed the vote strategically so he could play the anti-war progressives like fiddles.

Is no one bothered by this? Are Obama supporters so blind to the game he is playing? Obama is the Anti-Clinton to them only. They aren't looking at the issues. Because if they did look @ the issues objectively the would see that Obama and Clinton are basically 2 peas in the same pod.

Obama making less than a quarter of Senate votes



Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Fact Check.ORG did an analysis of the Clinton-Obama flap

Here's what they've discovered...There's half truths thrown by all three, Clinton, Edwards, and Obama.

Here is a slice...

  • Clinton falsely accused Obama of saying he "really liked the ideas of the Republicans" including private Social Security accounts and deficit spending. Not true. The entire 49-minute interview to which she refers contains no endorsement of private Social Security accounts or deficit spending, and Obama specifically scorned GOP calls for tax cuts.

  • Obama falsely denied endorsing single-payer government health insurance when he first ran for the Senate, saying, "I never said that we should try to go ahead and get single-payer." But in fact he gave a speech in 2003 saying, "I happen to be a proponent of a single-payer health care program."

  • Edwards misleadingly claimed, "I was the one who beat John McCain" in a recent CNN poll. The problem is that there is a more recent CNN poll, one that shows either Clinton or Obama beating McCain and doesn't include Edwards.

Check out the rest @ FactCheck.org
BTW if you aren't on the FactCheck.org email ist you need to be. They call it straight down the middle. You gotta love objectivity.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Are any objective Democratic supporters left?

Unfortunately it has been cold in GA and I haven't been getting out much to discuss politicts with friends. So my view of what is going on in the political landscape comes mostly from Democratic Underground. I've noticed a sizable erosion on reality based discussion on DU. I've also noticed posters who have chosen sides in the Clinton/Obama races who used to call themselves objective have now...

LOST THEIR GOT DAMNED MINDS...

Where the fuck did the objectivity go. I Remember when they used to spout on about how objective they were and how they loved intelligent discussion and shit like that. Now they've become circle shooting, shit slinging, maniacs.

Goes to show how objective and intellectual they actually were and are. They make me sick. Make me embarrassed to be a Democrat. Though I thing some are TROLLS and others are sock puppets posting as the supporter of one candidate just to make that candidate, which they really don't support look like shit.

I don't know people. Just watch it with a grain of salt. Thank God the masses don't evn know DU or we'd be in big ass fucking trouble.

Go take a look @ the craziness going on over there, go on, take a look. DemocraticUnderground Latest Threads

On the other hand if you are just in to blood, guts, and violence...you'll love it.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Woman eats her own hair, ends up with 10lb hair ball

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The woman underwent surgery to remove the mass of black, curly hair, which weighed 10 pounds and measured 15 inches by 7 inches by 7 inches, the doctors said.
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Go see the gross freakin picture and read the story at CNN (Conservative News Network.)

Get Your Grey Goose Martinis ready people


The South Carolina Democratic Debate is tonight, January 21, 2008 @ 8pm EST.

I've been on a rum and coke kick. I won't be watching. I just want a nominee to support.

You cannot be a political junkie and not know about TV Newser

TV Newser is a blog that I visit at least once a day folks. You can get the ins and outs of the mainstream media. Those ins and outs directly impact the political goings on.

So if you get a moment. Slide on over to TV Newser.

Fred Thompson...Biggest Dissapointment EVAH!

I had to say that. Apparently Freddy Boy is thinking of calling it quits. Geez, what took the geezer so fucking long? Fred, you SUCK big sweaty donkey balls and you're about as exciting as a church lady's underwear drawer.

He's got to be the GOP's Biggest Disappointment EVAH! Read the boring story---> Link

Freddy, so long sucker , we didn't wanna know ye.

Separated @ Birth


Just sayin...

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Campaign Blog Watch

Perez W. Clinton and Shutupbill which is by Perez W. Clinton.

I love it. Way to go. Make sure Hillary Clinton gets the links to these sites PRONTO!!!!!!!

I'm speechless y'all. That is rare.

I keep wanting to say shit about what I see going on @ DU. First I see Hillary supporters sayin that she won. Then I see that Obama supporters saying that he really won because he received more delegates. Now, I see that Obama supporters are saying that Hillary cheated even though they are saying their guy really won.

Reminds me that Bush loss the popular vote but still won the electoral vote in 2000. We were hopping mad about that. But now it is o.k I guess in this instance.

Is this what it is going to be now. If we win it is all good. If we lose then we really won but they cheated.

WTF. When is recess? Teacher can I go to the bathroom? Is my mom picking me up after school? Come on guys, graduate from grade school. People. You're making me sick. It looks stupid and frankly you are making your chosen candidate look worse.

Yes, I'm aware that there are assholes apart of every campaign. I just PRAY (Yes, I said 'pray', what of it?) That it is just the hypersensitive DU posters that are like this. I hope in the real world that assholes are few and far between. I doubt it. But a gal can dream, can't she?

Thank God the posters on DU represent just a tiny speck on a turd of a flea. Thank God DU is not what the entire Democratic party represents. I don't think I could take it. Sometimes I cannot tell the difference between DUers and Freepers where hatred of Hillary is concerned. I can barely take the board sometimes. But I will say the loud mouth assholes seem to represent a small portion of the posters but they appear to be the majority.

My suggestion is to ignore all candidate supporters who act like assholes. That'll make DU a better place to post. Hopefully I'll be back after a nominee is chosen.

If you want to see where all that craziness is going down, grab some hard liquor and head over to... DemocraticUnderground

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Let's just go ahead and schedule a recount for South Carolina...

I think we should just go ahead and schedule it. I have some extra time. Y'all know there will be an exploding head fest after that primary.

MSNBC - Just called Nevada for Clinton - When's the recount?

Here is how it lays out: ( The %ages keep changing. I'll post the finals later.)
  1. 50% Clinton
  2. 45% Obama
  3. 5% Edwards (OUCH) I'm kinda sad @ this because I kinda dig Edwards

Caucuses are over and calling it isn't going to impact people going to caucus.

Oh, yeah... When is the recount?

Just in case you give a shit, Romney beat McCain. Here is how the shit lays out
  1. Romney 55%
  2. McCain 12%
  3. Paul 12%
  4. Huckabee 8%
  5. Thompson 7%
  6. Guliani
  7. Hunter 1%

Non-political moment - Blog of the week NEATORAMA!

Are you bored with the web? When you surf do you see the same shit day after day? Well, if you haven't been to Neatorama you are missing some of the best stuff the web has to offer. Neatorama presents the most interesting stuff on various subjects. I don't know who writes for Neatorama I just know that they make the Web a more interesting place. Keep up the good work Neatorama.

YO! BEEOTCHES...It's SNOWIN IN THE ATL!

HAYLE YEAH! It's like a winter wonderland.

Nothing like Southerners on ice y'all.

Drive carefully.

Better yet, DON'T DRIVE @ ALL! I'm Audi to play!

PEACE!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Why Chris Matthews is an asshole of intergalactic proportions.

Chris Matthews "apologized" yesterday for some stupid ass bullshit remarks he made about Hillary Clinton. For those of you who live on another planet, it wasn't a sincere apology.

Well we all knew he was blowing smoke up our ass. But here's the proof..

Chris Matthews Backs Off 'Nasty' Remark on Clinton

Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, January 18, 2008; Page C01

Under pressure from feminist groups and his own bosses at MSNBC, Chris Matthews apologized yesterday for remarks about Hillary Clinton that he now admits sounded "nasty."

For 10 days, the "Hardball" host had doggedly insisted he was just reciting a bit of history when he said on the air that "the reason she's a U.S. senator, the reason she's a candidate for president, the reason she may be a front-runner is her husband messed around."

But protests against those and other remarks by Matthews reached a peak yesterday when the presidents of such groups as the National Organization for Women, Feminist Majority and National Women's Political Caucus sent a joint letter of complaint to NBC News President Steve Capus.

Click here to read ---> The rest of the story

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OK, so I ask again. Why is Chris Matthews still allowed on TeeVee? Think of the all the Republican politicians who have been trippin the night fantastic, horizontal mambo dancing with people other than their family values spouse? Where is the disdain for them? Where is it?

Yeah Chris, where the fuck is it?