EXCLUSIVE: I know the real reason Hillary hasn't released her tax returns.

Hillary is hiding her tax returns because she has received income from:

• The BFEE (BUSH FAMILY EVIL EMPIRE
  
• Karl Rove
• Osama Bin Laden
• Fox News
• Sean Hannity
• Focus on the family
• Fred Thompson
• Rush Limbaugh
• John McCain
• Joe Lieberman
• Mitt Romney
• Rudy Guliani
• Mike Huckabee
• Ron Paul
• Tom Delay
• Bill O'Riley
• Halliburton
• Taliban
• Kim Jun Il
• Putin
• Satan
• The son of Satan
• The creature from the black lagoon
• The son of Frankenstein

oh and she's been paying sex
oh and she's been paying for Bill to have sex
oh, and she's been prostituting Chelsea for sex
oh, and she has a hit out on Oprah
oh, and she has had an affair with Jeb Bush