I made Gold Medallion on Delta this Week

On one hand I'm proud of my accomplishment. Why? Because it is dang hard to get medallion status on Delta. On the other hand, I HATE TRAVELING! Seriously, I hate it. My body hurts, I'm not young and hot like I used to be. Travel is DRUDGERY, the only fun is getting totally LIT in the airport bar before my flight home on Thursday nights. Unfortunately the waitresses in the bar now carry charts on how much to serve by weight so we don't all get on the flight drunk out of our minds.

The only light @ the end of this dark ass tunnel is that I get upgrades and well, there are free drinks in first.

Cheers beeotches!

Separated @ Birth

So, who is still saying that Fox is Fair and Balanced?

Glenn Beck Eating a Penis

-- Posted from my iPhone.

Women in High Heeled Shoes @ the Airport

WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD AND JEEBUS do you make us watch you tiptoe in pain? Why? Why? Why? You look desparate. Like a golddigger lookin for a hole. Put on sensable shoes ladies!
-- Posted from my iPhone.

I know I know

Dang I gotta remember to post more. I'm on me flight to ATL.

But this weekend I have shit to say. Peace out till then.


-- Posted from my iPhone.