Monday, April 1, 2013

Daniel Drake – Alien female escort from the Risa Pleasure Planet

Daniel Drake – Alien female escort from the Risa Pleasure Planet
After much research it has been determined and proven that Daniel Drake aka Selisa Limk Quartariea is a recent plant from the pleasure planet Risa.  It has taken much energy and many hours to discern this information. 

It all started when Daniel Drake started behaving erratically, this lead the consortium to dig deeper into the behavior of ‘Daniel’ to determine a reason.  The research gathered by the consortium led us into a plot by the government to hide the fact that there are aliens living among us.  Most notably are the aliens from Risa.   Upon further inspection and the clandestine gathering of DNA samples it has been discovered that Daniel is a female alien from said planet now on earth in a male orchestrated shell of some sort.

As you can see in the image provided, the Risian DNA does differ from our own.  The  base pairs  however do provide for what we think is the ability to create a shell to cover their true form and apparently sexuality. 
Now, from resources we have learned that Daniel aka Selisa is actually a female escort for many notable individuals on Risa.  It is our understanding that Selisa as Daniel is using those female escort like talents to determine ways to undermine the governments on earth to ease a takeover by Risian officials who will subsequently turn Earth into a pleasure planet.

Now, I am brining you this information with expediency.  You have read the evidence.  What is unknown to this date is how Selisa acquired the information to become Daniel.  Did she steal an identity of this person, ‘Daniel Drake’ or did she come to Earth with an identity and the proper documentation to portray the role (previous alien inhabitation required), or did she acquire the information after landing.   It is known that in 2009 a craft was seen landing on Earth, shortly after that the person Daniel Drake seems to have appeared from nowhere.  

Research into Daniel’s SSN as proven that the number is fake and did come from an immigrant from Germany dating back to 1968.  Further proof of the deception can be traced back to that social security number.  What is not known is if that immigrant was also an alien entity & passed the information to Selisa for her mission on Earth.

The birth records we’ve acquired for Daniel have all been traced back to a single doctor in Oregon who was found murdered in 2009 just before the UFO was documented.  Was this doctor an alien? Did this doctor go back on the ship that brought Daniel aka Selisa?  We have no information on this doctor attending any medical schools. Was the corpse found and later identified to be the doctor a shell shed by the alien who later returned to Risa?


Thursday, July 5, 2012

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Poll: Palin's Endorsements Have More Sway Than Obama's

TPM has a story up about how Sarah Palin's endorsements have more sway with voters than

So who's the real influencer-in-chief?

A Quinnipiac poll released today suggests that the endorsements of Sarah Palin have more clout with voters than those of President Obama -- although vulnerable politicians would do well to stay away from both of them. According to the poll, a slim 12% of voters say that Obama's endorsement of a candidate would make them more likely to vote for that candidate. A slightly more sizable 16% of voters say the same of Palin's endorsement.

Obama's endorsement would also make 30% of voters less likely to vote for a candidate, while the endorsement of the former half-term Alaska governor would turn off 34%. Palin, then, is more divisive than the president -- she would both sway and repel more voters than Obama, the poll shows.

WOAH! STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!! Xultar says EFF THAT and I call bullshit! Why?

Because Palin's supporters are STUPID.

As a matter of fact they are beyond stupid.

Their stupid is a new brand of stupid.

This stupid reeks of pure stupid.

This is stupid beyond that of any stupid ever glimpsed by mankind.

Monday, July 19, 2010

The end of the Tea Party - Here's how it goes down.

Because there are racist in the group who will get mad @ the people who don't want the group to be called racist.

There are non racist in the group who will be horrified to find out that the racist are mad because they really are racist and don't want other racist kicked out.

The GOBPers who court the tea party will get mad because they don't want their kooky brethren to be dissed by more logical GOBPers, well don't want them dissed before the November elections.

The GOPERS who want to call out the crazy fuckers in the teabaggers so the shit doesn't splatter back on them and take out the Republican party in general...will get angry that their colleges won't put their crazy back in the fucking attic.


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Orly Taits

Who is this broad and what is she doing on my TV? I cannot stand her ass and I want her to go away. Far away, like to Pluto or something. I want her farting dark matter on the edge of space. What I cannot believe is that the rightwing in America bought her brand of ignorant bliss.

How Orly ended up on the world stage we'll never understand. The problem now is how to get rid of her ass. The rightwing crated this problem and now they need to get rid of it. It's not fair to say that Orly took over the rightwing, because there wasn't anyone in control. The rightwing is a car without a driver doing 90 towards a cliff. Drivers come and go, usually those with the loudest voice but none actually have the wherewithal to steer clear of the looming disaster.

I really don't care mind you because apparently the Democrats will end up being the new conservative party and a new Liberal party will take up the void.

Orly Taits, that cook, that queen of all cooks far and wide. That's what is on my mind today.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I made Gold Medallion on Delta this Week

On one hand I'm proud of my accomplishment. Why? Because it is dang hard to get medallion status on Delta. On the other hand, I HATE TRAVELING! Seriously, I hate it. My body hurts, I'm not young and hot like I used to be. Travel is DRUDGERY, the only fun is getting totally LIT in the airport bar before my flight home on Thursday nights. Unfortunately the waitresses in the bar now carry charts on how much to serve by weight so we don't all get on the flight drunk out of our minds.

The only light @ the end of this dark ass tunnel is that I get upgrades and well, there are free drinks in first.

Cheers beeotches!