Orly Taits

Who is this broad and what is she doing on my TV? I cannot stand her ass and I want her to go away. Far away, like to Pluto or something. I want her farting dark matter on the edge of space. What I cannot believe is that the rightwing in America bought her brand of ignorant bliss.

How Orly ended up on the world stage we'll never understand. The problem now is how to get rid of her ass. The rightwing crated this problem and now they need to get rid of it. It's not fair to say that Orly took over the rightwing, because there wasn't anyone in control. The rightwing is a car without a driver doing 90 towards a cliff. Drivers come and go, usually those with the loudest voice but none actually have the wherewithal to steer clear of the looming disaster.

I really don't care mind you because apparently the Democrats will end up being the new conservative party and a new Liberal party will take up the void.

Orly Taits, that cook, that queen of all cooks far and wide. That's what is on my mind today.

I made Gold Medallion on Delta this Week

On one hand I'm proud of my accomplishment. Why? Because it is dang hard to get medallion status on Delta. On the other hand, I HATE TRAVELING! Seriously, I hate it. My body hurts, I'm not young and hot like I used to be. Travel is DRUDGERY, the only fun is getting totally LIT in the airport bar before my flight home on Thursday nights. Unfortunately the waitresses in the bar now carry charts on how much to serve by weight so we don't all get on the flight drunk out of our minds.

The only light @ the end of this dark ass tunnel is that I get upgrades and well, there are free drinks in first.

Cheers beeotches!

Separated @ Birth

So, who is still saying that Fox is Fair and Balanced?

Glenn Beck Eating a Penis

-- Posted from my iPhone.

Women in High Heeled Shoes @ the Airport

WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD AND JEEBUS do you make us watch you tiptoe in pain? Why? Why? Why? You look desparate. Like a golddigger lookin for a hole. Put on sensable shoes ladies!
-- Posted from my iPhone.

I know I know

Dang I gotta remember to post more. I'm on me flight to ATL.

But this weekend I have shit to say. Peace out till then.


-- Posted from my iPhone.