Little Boots aka George W. Bush is going on the teevee today to make a statement about the economy.
The fucker. He's gonna lie, just like he has been for the past 8 years. He thinks his positve messages are going to make us all feel better and convince us that we have more money than we have. He's going to think his magical words and beautiful speech techniques will convince us that milk isn't +$4.00 a gallon. He's hoping his witt will blind us to the fact that gas costs to fucking much. Yes, Little Boots is hoping that his cute face and fake southern demenor (cuz you know his ass is from Connecticut) is going to hokey us in to thinking that he has shit under control.
Bush, Lil Boots, please, don't. Don't interrupt my episodes of Matlock or Murder She Wrote for the shit you spout. I'd rather watch Andy Griffith or Angela Lansbury than your stupid ass.
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